The Ultimate Desperate Girls Guide

He Just Thinks He’s Not That Into You, The Insanely Determined Girl’s Guide to Getting the Man She Wants is indeed an insanely long title for a book that has barely 150 pages. Anyways, the reason for introducing this book is not because it really works, but because with this book you can laugh at other women and yourself. And it was once again when the book cover caught my attention, not to mention that this book costs $10 (that’s P500). “Sniff Sniff”, but it was worth the laugh, at least. Well, let’s get started; the book which’s title is ridiculously long to name again was written by Danielle Whitman. It has adorable girly pictures in it and pages have different layouts with different fonts such as cursive. There are also little adornments on each page such as stars or hearts. It is overall a really cute book. The book, as the title already describes it, is about getting the man you want. The means which are described in this book are insane, intolerable and plain stupid, but at least this book gives hope to the desperate as to why he has not called yet. This book is hilarious if you see it as such and not as serious self-help literature.

Excerpts from He Just Thinks He’s Not That Into You
Reasons a Guy Doesn’t Call After You’ve Given him your Number:
© He lost it.
© His dog ate it.
© He washed his jeans with your number in the pocket and now it’s all smeared
© He’s scared because the chemistry between you was so intense.
© His phone is broken
© Your phone is broken
© He’s been injured in an accident.
© He’s been killed
© He’s just trying to figure out how to get out of another relationship so he can be with you.
© He’s incredibly busy at work and doesn’t want to call until he has the time to give you his full attention
© He was struck on the head and I wandering the streets with amnesia, only remembering your name and that he loves you.
Why Men Don’t Ask You Out:
10% Doesn’t want to ruin the friendship
8% Intimidated by how beautiful/wonderful you are
7% Doesn’t want to jeopardize work relationship
6% Intimidated by how smart you are
2% Concerned about your different socioeconomic backgrounds
67% Hurt by someone who looks exactly like you

Don’t Be a Negative Nelly
© “Please stop calling me” means “I want to see you in person.”
© “Leave me alone” means “I want you to be surprised when you see the gift I got you.”
© “I never want to see you again” means “until the ceremony, or it’s bad luck.”
© “I’m seeing someone” means “I’m seeing a therapist ‘cause I’m crazy in love with you”
© “Stop following me” means “I want you by my side!”
© “I’m calling the police” means “to arrest you for stealing my heart!”
© “I can’t breathe” means “You take my breath away.”
© “Stop telling everyone I’m your boyfriend” means “Start telling them I’m your husband!”